Sigh. Do we still make movies like these? We do. Embrace yourself for the impact of what is about to hit you. The Commando 2 trailer is out and it is another level of ‘What?’
Since Commando was SUCH a big global success, the makers have decided to make a sequel. The trailer starts with a heavy introduction of Vidyut Jammwal, who is on a black money hunt. He’s giving everyone two word warnings, jumping out of really small spaces and is basically a monkey high on adrenaline.
Then we get introduced to Vicky Chaddha – who has transferred ONE LAKH CRORE to an unknown account. No seriously, ONE LAKH CRORE. Count na, count how many zeroes that has! Are all of us supposed to be stupid?
Then you meet Vidyut’s team which is equally high on other kinds of drugs. Officer Bakhtawar, who – you guessed it Sherlock – is very scary and firm (Oooo), Bhavna Reddy who has a very very annoying accent and peeing in pants boy Zafar, who is a tech genius. Sure. They go on a mission and all that, we know this jazz.
THEN OMG, Vicky’s wife is MAKING OUT with Vidyut! WTF! Bahuraani, how dare you!!
What follows is a lot of flips, kicking and punching without any logical reason. If you put a slow song from La La Land, and put the flips in slow motion, it will still make a better trailer because – La La Land.
Thank you for your patience everyone, here’s the trailer –
